ludacrisp: WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO
It might seem like the hardest thing to do, but you have to forget the one that...– (via quirky-fairy)
gentlemanbones: zeldasboyfriend: me flirting You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
akwhard: does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
15hypens: in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class...
splashmama: catbountry: racebentdisney: coelasquid: snoozlebee: leidis: penciltests: “Lilo and Stitch” 2002 Deleted Scene Lilo plays a trick on the tourists. IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND I desperately need to understand WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Was this scene cut from the movie??!! Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to...
simpaticonebula: 2 years ago I saw a group of middle school aged Buddhist boys in orange robes who had shaved heads and a little boy saw them and said “Look, Mom! Airbenders!” and at first they laughed but then they told him that they were Airbenders but they weren’t allowed to airbend in public and it was pretty much the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: God, all you do is moan and complain.
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
dulect: will you still love me when i’m no longer young and
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
I can’t stand it to think my life is going so fast and I’m not really living it.– Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises (via superchilldude)
alphaidiot: joshhunkerson: Josh Peck does it again - Fuck sake Josh
tommarvolohiddles: mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written: I want that to be the final line of my biography. let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth